Griffin Glover
Before I opine on the eternal question of the Lazy Susan: I expected some surprise over The Kingdom Mirror’s eviction… But I did not realize that some of you (apparently?) To bolster your confidence, would it help to know that coming-behemoth’s blog post includes the phrase: The Nuclear War Of Fanciness?
Moving on to kitchen corner cabinets and storage. For me, because the face of a full-door-corner-cabinet deviates from visual symmetry– by forgoing the drawer above the cupboard door… it is unacceptable. Paul’s opinion is that we should still do the lazy susan anyway… despite the PROCLAMATION AGAINST IT.
The other option is a blind cabinet… meaning that it extends far back into the corner, but your point of access is restricted to the cabinet door opening. Cabinet manufacturers offer pullouts and “solutions”… but we are not allowed to have them because they offend Paul’s sensibilities.
Paul’s sensibilities are MOST outraged when he perceives failure to adhere to the number one principle: economy.
He thinks the pullouts take up more space than they create and they are wasteful and thus prohibited.
So obviously, also we cannot have drawers; Paul gets rigor mortis thinking about all of the wasted space. Literally, the cabinet guy didn’t even finish the sentence and Paul had died of OBJECTION.
Unless you have some suggestion I’ve overlooked, I’m not going to pretend to care further about any of this. We have a working sink, garbage disposal, dishwasher, stove, and a place to prep food.
